A Guide To: GUITAR BUYERS' PERSONALITIES & TYPES

[satch]

its the handsum people that get the chics la.

i win.

 

[gutturalpiss]

no. its the pretty boys :lol: wait...arnt chics the yellow lil birds? y do these ppl get the chics & not the ladies? funny ppl lah u all. i'd nvr make out w/ a lil baby yellow bird. sick to think of going to bed w/ 1. way to go Big Bird. Elmo loves u.

 

[ChanMin]

haha ... quite abit of truth in every category la... funny stuff.. u wrote that yourself?

 

[Ized]

How true. 8)

 

[popeye]

DJs get chics

guitarers get groupies

composers get intellectual soulmate

conductors get everyone else

hmmm nobody's get laid? :lol:

 

[Guest]

discouraging pre marital sex wad. :lol:

 

[AEnimic]

the keyboardists get no chicks, they get beaten up after the show

hahaha!! thats really funny! well to me it is :lol:

 

[Guest]

YOU ARE SO GUILTY..

 

[Taylorboy87]

Haha i love the review! very true infact! I'm the minimalist category, the 'buy what is you need and the rest is in your fingers'.

 

[ArcWelder]

Guitarsan ... maybe you should follow up with "A guide to :Guitar Seller's Personalities and Types " thread .... bet it'll b interesting too ...

 

[guitarsan]

haha ... quite abit of truth in every category la... funny stuff.. u wrote that yourself?

Yep, I wrote it myself. I do satirical writing as a hobby. I did my "intelligence gathering" by observing and talking to people at various music shops, or in forums like this.
:smt024

To set the record straight, no, not all students love Ibanez! Many, yes - but not all. I'm compelled to generalize it this way after a fun conversation with a bunch of boys camping out at Swee Lee's big sale. The way they talked about their past, present and future Ibanez's was simply....intoxicating.

 

[taiji]

Actually whats so good about ibanez? is it becuase gilbert,vai or satraini uses it, then those kids drool over it.

 

[guitarsan]

Guitarsan ... maybe you should follow up with "A guide to :Guitar Seller's Personalities and Types " thread .... bet it'll b interesting too ...

I wish I could. But I wonder if the folks at Swee Lee, Guitar77, Guitar Connection, etc. will reveal to me their inner most, deepest, darkest secrets?
8)

PS. I don't mind interviewing uncle's daughter at Davis. :wink:

 

[taiji]

Guitarsan ... maybe you should follow up with "A guide to :Guitar Seller's Personalities and Types " thread .... bet it'll b interesting too ...

I wish I could. But I wonder if the folks at Swee Lee, Guitar77, Guitar Connection, etc. will reveal to me their inner most, deepest, darkest secrets?
8)

PS. I don't mind interviewing uncle's daughter at Davis. :wink:

her daughter janet sibei chio leh

 

[RazrAsh]

i love my rg 550.. some ibanez are good, some just suck balls.. i just like my rg550 cuz of the wizard neck...

and i belong to the tone freak yet cheapskate category... i like to tweak my tone, but have no money to buy stuff!!!!

great one guitarsan!!!

 

[Crawldaddy]

Hmm.

Haha I'm both a vocalist and a guitarist.. so would my chances of getting the ladies increase exponentially?

Anyway... I suppose I'm kinda the tone freak. My tone has to be just *oohh la la*, but yet I have no budget for the boutique stuff. Am I a cheap-skate?

I think many people belong in the 'smart-buyer' catagory: they only buy when there's a sale. :wink:

 

[RazrAsh]

true.. or those ppl who shop around luther classifieds.. u do find good deals there once in a while.. but still, its best not to bargain too much... would be better to retain good buyer seller relations..
and yes..

and yes, janet is DAMN BLARDY CHIO!!!!